"I was talking to Elijah about having a little brother, and that my little brother is now so big that he has his own baby. This is what followed:
Elijah: Was he in your tummy?
Me: Who? My brother?
Elijah: Yeah.
Me: No, he was in my mommy’s tummy.
Elijah: Oh. (thoughtful pause) What about your doggy? Was she in your tummy?
Me: (suppressing laughter). No, she wasn’t in my tummy. Baby dogs come from mommy dogs.
Elijah: Oh. So nothing was in your tummy?
Me: Nope. Nothing was in my tummy.
He seemed truly disappointed that I couldn’t have puppies. Maybe he was hoping for one of his own?"